The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
is this the sara with the beer cane?
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
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