Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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