you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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