I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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