I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
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