ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
COCAINE IS GR8
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