Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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