i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
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