You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
I need to sanitize my soul.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
Randomize
