Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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