yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
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