I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
My life is pants optional.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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