absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I pour the whiskey from now on
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
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