What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
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