Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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