I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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