guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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