Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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