i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
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