I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Reflecting on last night, I'm not sure if making out with a 43 y/o married woman at Bernie's after the Cubs game was my best life decision...
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
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