OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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