ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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