we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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