Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
Drunk tip #47: Its better to overestimate how many plastic bottles itll take to urinate in, rather then underestimate.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
Randomize
