North Korea, Best Korea!
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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