is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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