She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
