I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
splinters make it hard to masturbate
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
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