I heard we made out
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
Randomize