Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
I forget how to act sober
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
Randomize
