Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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