another moral hangover. fuck.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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