oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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