Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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