with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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