Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
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