Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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