Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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