Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
you win again, gameday.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
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