Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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