dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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