gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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