I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
im holly from the hills drunk
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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