Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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