One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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