I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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