i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
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