apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
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