i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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