Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
this must be what syphilis tastes like
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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