My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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