if i can run in heels then i can drive
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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