what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
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