what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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