is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
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