WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"
Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
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