$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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