like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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