worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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