He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
Randomize
